Campaign Mode

I think President Biden has today switched into full-on campaign mode, and what a brilliant way and time to do it. If you missed his speech today in Pennsylvania, you must take a half hour and watch it. It is sublime.

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Liz Cheney Needs To Quit Dicking Around and Get On Team Biden/Harris. Now.

I’ve been watching Liz Cheney’s MSNBC book tour of late. She’s been on Rachel Maddow, she’s sat down with Ari Melber, FFS Nicolle Wallace came back from maternity leave for a day to interview her. In case you live under a boulder, Cheney has written a book called “I Was Completely Wrong to Vote With Preznit Carnage 98 Percent of the Time and To Vote For Him when I did, Sorry About That, America: A Memoir.”

Sorry, I misspelled that. The actual title of the book is “Oath and Honor: A Memoir and a Warning.” And, the fact is, many liberals/progressives/LGBTQ allies/regular Americans like myself are watching Liz Cheney’s (my personal stylebook has to call her that on second and subsequent references because her father, DICK, was once vice president and a loutish war criminal) are kind of pumping our fist, I think, but not without some internal conflict. I mean, Rachel Maddow spent 30 minutes with a powerful and wisely-delivered disclaimer before her interview with Liz Cheney detailing how polar are her and Liz Cheney’s views, and she somehow did so without mentioning that she, Rachel Maddow, is an out gay person, and that Liz Cheney has in the past opposed equality for gay people. Her point, though, was that this is where we’re at. Liz Cheney is sitting at my table rather than sequestering herself at Fox “News” because they won’t have her anymore, so Liz Cheney is promoting her book at the House that Keith Olbermann built.

I have to admit, I had qualms about reading Liz Cheney’s new book, but there it is on my Kindle nonetheless, awaiting my eyes. I think her book is that important. I think her voice is that important, despite her 100 percent rating by the National “Right To Life” Committee, despite her endorsements from the NRA, despite her support for repealing the Affordable Care Act, despite her state support for building a wall at our southern border, despite everything she thinks and everything she does aside from standing up for our constitutionally limited representative democratic republic. I personally think that to save the country, the Republican Party needs to be saved and that the person who can do that and should do that is Dick Cheney’s daughter, who happens to be chatting it up this week on your favorite cable news network that only covers the same two stories an hour.

But. She’ll write a book. She’ll go on TV. And she says she’ll do anything, anything at all to stop Preznit Carnage from becoming Preznit again, anything anything at all. Anything but the only thing that might actually affect that outcome.

She won’t endorse Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. for President.

On the subject of where she stands concretely, Liz Cheney kind of stuffs her bare foot into the slush. She won’t rule out running third party (which would only strip votes from President Biden). She won’t endorse, saying that she doesn’t want to hurt any of those losers who debated on News News Mouse or whatever it’s called tonight. And, in her interview with Ari Melber tonight, she was taking about how, in order to evade this pending catastrophe, all American citizens need to work across the aisle, put our differences aside for now, and lead.

How about you, dear?

You wrote a book. You’re on television, dummy. Now’s the time, here’s the reality. Leap in with your glasses on and endorse Biden/Harris. Go on the campaign trail as every liberal’s favorite Republican and speak against every fascist evil you espouse against in your book and on MSNBC’s signature television programs. Let Thom Hartmann interview you and, why not, go on Howard Stern. You don’t have to change your registration. But you are currently an American who is in a position to reach across the aisle with the biggest bang.

Get on Team Biden/Harris. Now. Stop dicking around.

Clown Car

The most basic job the majority in the House of Representatives has to do is to choose a Speaker. According to the Congressional Research Service, the first-day routine of a new session includes: The Clerk calls the House to order. A prayer from the Chaplain and the Pledge of Allegiance led by the Clerk. The Clerk calls quorum. And, at long last, the election of the Speaker. It is literally the first substantive action the House is supposed to take at the start of the session. This clown-car can’t even manage this most basic task. It’s ridiculous. It’s an insult, and, perhaps most vitally, it is incredibly dangerous. Republicans cannot be trusted to govern. Tell that to your Trump-humping uncle.

Dumb ex Machina

MSNBC’s Ari Melber has this spiffy little graphic that shows different aspects of the plot to overturn the 2020 election, with arrows in black and red to indicate over time when many of these activities went from being legal, such as court challenges, for example, to illegal, such as overturning the votes in Congress. It is a useful graphic, though it does not measure what I think might be yet another useful quantity: Stupidity.

The rap-lyric quoting anchor was again tonight referencing his graphic on-air, and one of the plot points jumped out at me like David Lee Roth: “Military Seize Voting Machines.”

It has never struck me until that moment how incredibly stupid that one is. I mean, what were they going to do with them? Did they think they’d find some hot-shot Linux coder to bust into them and change the votes? Then what? Then the “military” would return the machines to their original spots so their “corrected” votes would be counted? Then they pull the mask off of the guy and it turns out the Black Knight is actually the museum curator?

Well, yes, actually. It’s something like that.

A severely under-reported news story (surprise, surprise) from last month was charges against a Michigan attorney, Matthew DePerno, failed candidate for attorney general despite (?) a Trump endorsement, and and former GOP state Rep. Daire Rendon. Charges were in connection with accessing and tampering with voting machines in Michigan.

Via ABC News: “Investigators there say five vote tabulators were illegally taken from three counties and brought to a hotel room, according to documents released last year by Nessel’s office. The tabulators were then broken into and ‘tests’ were performed on the equipment.”

So yes. It’s actually that stupid.

I say Ari Melber needs to add another set of arrows to his graphic.

Pull the Poll

This is a poll so dramatic that MSNBC had Steve Kornacki at the “big board” breaking out its results. But I rather think the X’er (hey, Elon, this re-branding of yours is stupid) known as Mueller, She Wrote, has a better angle on it:

Polls at this juncture are ridiculous. Yet, the cable news networks insist on reporting on them breathlessly. Voters, cover your ears and make up your own minds, and, while you’re doing that, let’s remember how bloody awful the Trump years were (with a little help from Digby).

Why do progressives / Democrats keep looking at their amazing riches and call it sludgy shit?

Why do progressives / Democrats keep looking at their amazing riches and call it sludgy shit?

Why do we do this? Why do we act like such pathetic souls, as if we’ve lost everything in the world, wearing our own shit-stained trousers to the local shelter with our pockets turned out and crying and begging for soup and claiming not to have a pot to shit in, when in truth, there is no better time in the known universe ever to be a Democrat ever in the known universe?

Joe Biden is an amazing President. He has restored dignity to the American Presidency that was previously stolen from us. Think of the first thing he did as President-Elect, the moment of silence he held for the victims of COVID in this country. The previous administration didn’t bother to do that. It was a symbolic gesture alone, but from that office, symbolic gestures are Thor’s hammers swinging. Biden wore a mask. Biden said it was okay. Biden acknowledged the tragedy. And then he did so much more.

One year now, we’re observing the “Inflation Reduction Act.” But we all know what it is besides that. It’s “Build Back Better” snipped. And that’s okay, that’s what we could get, and what we got is gorgeous. There is lots of clean energy things in it. Things that will build our economy long term. Prescription drug reform. IRS tax enforcement. It’s already doing what it says on the tin: US inflation has beaten it everywhere in the world. Yes, buttholes: Biden did that. “Bidenomics” is working, though I’m with Randi Rhodes, I like the “Biden Boom” better. It’s more satisfying. Boom.

But back to the original question: Why do Democrats and/or Progressives shit all over the idea of Biden/Harris running for reelection? It makes no sense. I suspect it’s largely a fear of 2016, happening again. But I keep trying to explain that 2016 was a red herring. It will not happen again in 2024. Trump won’t win again. It’s just not going to happen.

But Democrats/Progressives/Trump resentful people won’t see the whole entire reason that 2016 happened. They like to bang on the table and be all like “Hillary was a terrible candidate.” I have 3 million reasons that she was not that, but okay. But this is not to relitigate the 2016 campaign, though doing so might be worth it in a future post, and I can guarantee you Bernie Sanders will be discussed in some length.

But my point today is that Democrats need to stop self-cutting. President Joe Biden has been the most amazing President of my lifetime, and VP Kamala Harris has done her job admirably. And stop undercutting them and let’s support them with all of our hearts because you can imagine some ticket that doesn’t exist, but the ticket will be Biden/Harris in 2024 and we should all get in line and love it like it’s a fresh biscuit out of the oven cooked from homemade. Because I care about abortion rights, and I care about voting rights, and I care about Black people and all people and I am sick to death of the burgeoning facism in my beautiful country.

Vote blue bitches. And get excited about it. Democrats should be doing jumping jacks. What a wonderful day to be blue in America.